khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

atheistcartoons:

The Old Testament god thinks that abortions are OK sometimes.
Are conservative Christians trying to be more moral than their own god?

atheistcartoons:

The Old Testament god thinks that abortions are OK sometimes.

Are conservative Christians trying to be more moral than their own god?

gluttonforpraise:

brought to you by #Chipotle.

gluttonforpraise:

brought to you by #Chipotle.

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen


NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

crossedstirrups:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

need to reblog this again for those tags

crossedstirrups:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

need to reblog this again for those tags

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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✿THEME